dibs.fun SOLANA @dibs_fun ↗X
A LAUNCHPAD ON SOLANA · ONE COIN PER STOCK

one coin
per stock.
ever.

every pad in this family pairs coins with tokenized stocks. dibs.fun adds one rule that changes everything: each stock can be claimed by exactly one coin. first launch takes the ticket. everyone after you is launching on something else. there will only ever be — pairs — and the honest part, up front: scarcity is not value.

call dibs read the fine print
1
coin per stock. that's the product
—
tickets still open (example board)
30d
a dead curve gives the ticket back
THE CLAIM BOARDEXAMPLE · NOT LIVE
—FIRST LAUNCH TAKES THE TICKET

the board is an example drawn in your browser — no ticket on it is real, and no ticket is for sale.

01 · HOW IT WORKS

first come, only served

1

pick an open ticket

the board lists every tokenized stock and who holds its claim. green means open. stamped means gone — and gone means gone, not "gone until we sell a second one".

2

launch = claim

launching a coin on a stock IS calling dibs. curve quoted in the stock, graduation at 100 units, fee 1% — this family's standard plumbing. no reservations, no waitlist, no paying to pre-claim.

3

one forever*

while your coin's curve or pool lives, nobody else can launch on your stock. the asterisk is the honest part: "forever" is a program promise, and the program isn't written yet.

4

dead curves pay the ticket back

a claim that doesn't graduate in 30 days expires, and the stock reopens. no squatting a ticker with a dead coin. the board forgets you; the chain remembers you tried.

02 · THE BOOTH

call dibs

every claim on this page is an example. nothing is deployed, and no ticket is real.

curve quoted in—
graduates at—
claim1 OF 1 · WHILE THE PAIR LIVES
claim expires30 DAYS WITHOUT GRADUATION
fee per trade—

being first buys you the ticket, not the outcome. a 1-of-1 pair of a bad coin is a 1-of-1 bad coin — the stamp doesn't know what it's stamped on.

ADMIT ONE · $MINE
claimsKOx · COCA-COLA
holderFIRST LAUNCHER · NO NAMES
good forAS LONG AS THE PAIR LIVES
expires30D WITHOUT GRADUATION
resaleVOID · TICKETS AREN'T TOKENS
EXAMPLE TICKET · NOT A CLAIM · NOTHING DEPLOYED

the ticket is not an NFT, not transferable, not a product. it's a database row with good manners — and it exists only while the program that enforces it does. that program is not written.

03 · RISKS

the fine print, stamped large

same size as the barker's pitch. read it before you claim anything.

▲ READ BEFORE YOU CALL DIBS
scarcity is not valueone-of-one is a fact about supply, not a promise about price. a unique pair of a worthless coin is a unique worthless pair. the stamp doesn't know what it's stamped on.
first is not bestracing to claim a good stock with a bad coin gets you a bad coin with a nice ticket. the race rewards speed; markets, eventually, don't.
claims make bag-holders brave"nobody else can ever launch on TSLAx" is exactly the sentence people use to talk themselves out of selling. the ticket is not a thesis. it's a row in a database.
the expiry is the mercy rule30 days without graduation and the claim dies — otherwise every good ticker gets squatted by day-one corpses. your claim can expire. that's a feature aimed at you.
two exposures, one positionyour dollars still ride the coin's ratio times the stock. the claim changes who else can launch — it changes nothing about what you hold.
most tickets end up worthlessmost launched coins go to zero, claim intact, one-of-one to the end. being the only one of something is also how extinction works.
04 · STATUS

the booth is closed

landing page, booth & boardDONE · EXAMPLE DATA
the board—
claim registry, on-chainNOT WRITTEN
expiry crankNOT WRITTEN
launch programNOT WRITTEN
external auditNOT STARTED
deployed on mainnet-betaNO

no stamps, no tickets.

"one coin per stock, ever" is only true if a program on-chain refuses the second launch and expires the dead ones — a uniqueness rule in the interface is a suggestion with a nice font. that program is not written. every stamp on this page is an example, and nobody holds a claim on anything.

the only account is @dibs_fun. if a program ever exists, the address will be posted there as text — never in an image. anything calling itself a live dibs.fun today is not us.